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#=='''''BATMAN WAS HERE'''''==
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|Box title = David Opelu-nui-kauhaalilo Pukui
 
|image = File:HI__Too_Sexy_4_U_by_anotakuami.png
 
|imagewidth = 350
 
|caption = Hawt.
 
|Row 1 title = Title:
 
|Row 1 info = The State of Hawaii
 
|Row 2 title = Age:
 
|Row 2 info = appears 16
 
|Row 3 title = Gender:
 
|Row 3 info = male
 
|Row 4 title = Birthdate:
 
|Row 4 info = August 23
 
|Row 5 title = Hair Color:
 
|Row 5 info = Dark Chocolate
 
|Row 6 title = Eye Color:
 
|Row 6 info = Hazelnut
 
|Row 7 title = Height:
 
|Row 7 info = 5 ft 8 in
 
}}'''David Pukui''' is a character in the [http://statetan-project.deviantart.com/ State-tan Project]. He represents the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii State of Hawaii].
 
 
==Basic Info==
 
 
Formal name: State of Hawaii/''Mokuʻāina o Hawaiʻi''
 
 
Nickname(s): The Aloha State
 
 
Motto(s): ''Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono'' (“The Life of the Land is Perpetuated in Righteousness”)
 
 
Anthem: ''Hawaiʻi Ponoʻī'' (“Hawaii’s Own True Sons”)
 
 
Capital: Honolulu
 
 
 
==Personality==
 
"Loud, obnoxious, and he THROWS PINEAPPLES AT PEOPLE'S HEADS."<br />
 
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Most states will most likely use these words in describing the islander in conversation, having experienced firsthand what a former nation-turned-state is like. Hilariously outgoing to the point of annoyance, David doesn't care whether people hate him or not, he's just being himself. And if they don't like it, then they could just kiss his ass. As an optimist for life, he prefers being cheery and doesn't understand how anyone could be so darkly depressing for weeks at a time. His logic is, 'your life may have sucked, but think of the people whose worse off than you are.' Of course, being technically immortal, he does think about his logic twice occasionally.
 
 
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With that in mind, David is determined to cheer everyone through any means necesary, even humilating himself just to get a laugh and a smile out of people. When asked why he does it for others that don't give two shits about him, he replies with a sad smile and shrugs. 'If I didn't do it, who would?" Because of this, no one truly understands how the islander's mind works unless they spend time with him. And even then, they probably still wouldn't understand him due to the shield he puts up when they prod too much. <br />
 
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With his home being surrounded entirely by water, he gets lonely occasionally. As a vivid dreamer, he spends his days looking out at the ocean, wanting to explore the world instead of being stuck on his island home. He's not lazy, he just really wants to experience new things, like backpacking around the world one day.
 
 
==Interests==
 
He has many. Has a pet budgie named, well Budgie. He can do hula but he gets embarrassed when his friends stop by the islands and ask him to dance for him. And because he loves to eat and cook, he is a chef under training, and hopes to be able to make people happy with his cooking skills someday.
 
==Appearance:==
 
Very sexy.
 
 
==History==
 
*insert incredibly long and detailed history here*
 
 
==Relationships (WIP)==
 
Due to the fact that Hawaii shudders at the thought of commitment, he does not have any 'love interests' as far as he knows. But he does like to flirt with women a lot and has a lot of friends if not enemies.[[File:Bustedtees.abb73630b0fda5d2cfede9e28856e945.jpg|thumb|right|266px|You just lost your virginity.]]
 
 
 
 
Nebraska: His bro.
 
 
Nunavut: His other bro.
 
 
California: His other other bro.
 
 
Michigan: It's complicated.
 
 
Northern Marianas Islands: His cousin.
 
 
Mississippi: His southern bro.
 
 
Nevada: His not Mormon bro.
 
 
Alaska: They have a really unique relationship that borders on the line of constant screaming and butt rubbing.
 
==Mama and Papa Hawaii:==
 
Even though he lives on another island, his occasionally visits his parents who live on the Big Island. And when by occasionally, meaning once every year for Christmas. Though they're indignant at their son for not visiting them more, they of course, they can't stop him from hopping on a plane to visit the mainland.
 
 
==Axis Powers Hetalia==
 
America: He tolerates America enough.
 
 
Canada: The mythical land!
 
 
England: That guy with the brows.
 
 
Japan: Friendship getting better since WWII.
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*Hawaii is prone to being a ladies' man.
 
*Still a virgin as far as anyone's concern.
 
*When provoked into rage, he does throw fireballs at people.
 
*Actually far older than anyone believes he is.
 
*He's more Asian than you.
 
*According to Nunavut, female!Hawaii's vagina sparkles and smells like flowers and pineapples.
 
*Hawaii has a malamute-husky mix named Chubs. Given to him by Alaska.
 
 
==Creator==
 
http://anotakuami.deviantart.com/ (Oh hai dere, feel free to go to my page and comment and whatnot)
 
 
 
==External Links==
 
 
[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001297291278 Hawaii's Facebook]
 
[[Category:States]]
 

Latest revision as of 03:26, 6 February 2018

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